It was news to me that there was a phenomenon in England called 'Hotel Chocolat'. Fantastic, I thought. A hotel where everything they serve is made of chocolate! Perhaps chocolate even comes out of the taps, I mused. Maybe the furniture is made of chocolate. Lulled in this delicious fantasy, my mind picturing the childhood dream of Willy Wonka's chocolate river actually being real, I went to visit the hotel website.

It's a brand of chocolate. Not a real ...