Crocodile tears, baby! Milk it for the cameras! I sense a Howard K.Stern Lifetime movie in the works very soon.

And here’s a video of Anna Nicole and Kimmie back in the day; Kimmie shows up around 2:07. Howard K.Stern shows up around 2:30 and calls her a retarded pig whore.

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