Victoria Beckham is super huge in Britain, but she's barely made a blip in the United States and has turned to tipping off paparazzi and staging events for attention.

She staged a bizarre publicity visit Monday to the Pleasure Chest sex shop in West Hollywood, accompanied by a blowup doll dressed like her as a "decoy." How cheeky! The paparazzi were tipped off and waiting.

How sad. When I was desperate for attention as a kid I just drew on the ...