This morning Mr. Mogul was playing with the baby and placed him against the ceiling. Then with an excited look on his face exclaimed, “Hey! I have an idea! How about Velcro Baby!”
Me: Huh?
Him: Marketing something called Velcro Baby, where you stick the baby against the wall or ceiling!
(He places the baby against the wall demonstrating how his new invention would work.)
Me: But the baby would fall off once he gained weight.
Then the wheels started churning in my head. I can market this! Brad Pitt, who has lots of kids now can be the spokesperson.
Brad Pitt: INTRODUCING VELCRO BABY! The new revolutionary way of sticking your baby just about anywhere! Stick your baby to the wall while you chop vegetables! Stick the baby to the ceiling while you’re doing yoga. No more placing your baby on germ infested shopping cart seats, stick them to the side of the cart instead!
Maybe even VH1 can mention it on their Fabulous Life series attracting a celebrity clientele!
Just showing how tiredness has caused me to be delirious.
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