Now, I know that Topshop are always on trend, if not fashion-forward, but since when does fashion-forward have to mean ugly as sin? These sandals - one in a long line of questionable styles - are some of the most putrid I've seen. The chunky heel and cankle-producing straps are hideous, with their algae-inspired "mustard" (ha!) colour; and suede for a summer sandal adds insult to injury. If you fancy going to shoe hell (which is not unlike our Ugly ...