Top 3 Reasons Why Skirts Are Better than Pants!

Just for laughs:

In your closet, are there more skirts than pants or more pants than skirts? If you're a pants aficionado – you may want to rethink your choice in wardrobe, because here are the top 3 reasons why skirts are better than pants:

3. Studies have shown that wearing skirts is 90% #effective in preventing VPL (visible panty line).
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2. Ruffles on a skirt can be over-the-top glamorous. Ruffles on pants are only acceptable if your name is Mary, and a little lamb follows you everywhere you go.
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And our number one reason why skirts are better than pants?

1. Skirt blowing up, revealing underthings? Sexy.
Pants falling down, revealing underthings? Humiliating!
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How about you? What're your top 3 reasons why swirly skirts are way better than manly pants???