If you live in Hawaii, and you’ve noticed strange things afoot this past week.

Tony Romo brought Jessica Simpson (and her contagious foul luck) to spend the week infiltrating the island of Oahu. The two were in Honolulu to soak up the sun… and for Romo to play in the NFL Pro Bowl, of course.

So, Hawaiians, if your week has been wrought with unfortunate happenings, you can now breathe easy– They’re leaving.

We kid, we kid. It’s great to see ...