Time wasters
Bastardly: Shakira sits in half a hamster ball while posing for pictures.
Celebitchy: Liz Hurley makes her son model a bikini. Obviously to scar him for life.
Drunken Stepfather: The Paris Hilton impersonator is uglier than the real thing. Is that possible?
CityRag: Demi Moore or Ozzy Osbourne?
Bossip: Fantasia is a freak. She had her clit piercing changed.
Horny Oyster: That nude model Alley Baggett really likes her Coca-Cola
ASL: A-Rod’s Wife Is Incredibly Appropriate
SOW: Posh Spice ...
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