I know they're fashionable, but I do think metallic bags are tacky. Yes, even the Stam. But when I saw this Betsey Johnson Betseyville bag, I thought, why not embrace the tacky? And then I saw it close up. I can accept the gold, the strap, the tag, the label, but I draw the line and the kiss-imprints. Sorry. If that wasn't bad enough, it's also available in clear (and black). It ...