I'd really like to thank Lindsay Lohan's real estate agent, because without him/her, we wouldn't have all these great Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures.

Now you might think it's no big deal to buy a house on the beach, but a beach house with a great terrace, that gives great views to the paparazzi, is a real find. Especially if Lindsay Lohan is living in it.

So good job, whoever you are. You are a credit to ...