Sergey Brin, the former Prince Georgian and U-Md. grad who co-founded Google, quietly married his girlfriend, Anne Wojcicki, in the Bahamas last weekend.

The mystery location (guests were told only to turn up for a ride in the Google jet) was the Bahamas. A relatively mundane destination, after the rumored bachelor party expedition to kitesurf in Greenland. “Google officials said they cannot comment on their executives’ personal lives,” according to Reliable Source, the Post’s gossip column. “But one ...