Friday
Well, like a couple of idiots (read: men), Steve America and I braved the mall for some Last Minute Christmas Shopping™. Steve ended up breaking a little girl's arm because she wouldn't get out of our way, but honestly, the little bitch should've known better. Team America doesn't play when it comes to Last Minute Christmas Shopping™. That said, and not to be outdone, the elderly whore who tried to cut Steve off while on line at ...Continue Reading Story at 'The Brain Dump'

Off to Market Recap: Holiday Shot Glasses > Every year at my annual holiday cocktail party, a large amount of shots are consumed. The partying has taken its toll on my collection, and this year I want to stock up on some special...

SORRY, NO RECAP FOR “THE HILLS” THIS WEEK. > Arg! I wrote up the whole long ass recap and literally, while I was editing the last paragraph my laptop went all crazy Matrix on me. Needless to say, I lost everything and...

Win David Beckham (sort of) and find out the best holiday camera at Lost Weekend > We told you about our new blog, Lost Weekend, a little while ago (you remember - it's got all your travel essentials, news, views and shenanigans). But what we didn't tell you was the fact...

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