We’ll always have parrots! Paris and Nicky Hilton spent Christmas Day fraternizing with some feathered friends and frolicking in the surf on the Hawaiian island of Maui.

When asked earlier this month what she wants for Christmas, Paris replied, “A man to fall in love with, one for life. Someone that I can start a family with.”

The rest of the world responded by adding “Birth control for Paris Hilton” to their own Christmas lists.

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