Well the termites are back.

I think they’re coming from all over hell. I’m surrounded by them.

Called the landlord and she denied that they existed….she denied that they existed.

It’s as though my apartment is located in area 51. Deny Deny Deny.

I called her every hour on the hour to get an update and she eventually she caved and called the exterminator.

Sigh…all i can really hope for is for a termite to bite me so I can start a frivolous lawsuit.

Then again…what if I’m bitten by a radioactive termite?

Would I get the proportionate strength and speed of a termite?

Would I crave wood?

Ok…no…no I would not crave wood.

I’m just trying to look at the possible positive side to it.

Just out of curiosity I did a google search for “termite fetish” thinking there may be a woman that would actually be into hanging out in my apartment and sadly nothing came up….well nothing of interest.