I didn’t watch the 2007 MTV Movie Awards last night. Instead, I went to see Knocked Up which was pretty funny. Go watch it. From what I see, I didn’t miss much. There were no nipple slips or see-throughs. There was only Eva Mendes looking like Eva Mendes in a dress, Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel in stupid dresses, Rhianna with boobs and a bowl haircut and Megan Fox showing off her Shakespeare related tattoo which reads, “We will all ...