What Women Want
May 5th, 2007
She’s got 45 days after breaking probation rules twice. Not so sure that I’m feeling bad for Paris on this one, but this is the most serious I’ve seen her look in a long time. She’s going to start serving on June 5. Oooh.
On another note, I love the waistcoat, Paris.
May 4th, 2007
I didn’t have anything to do with it. What the heck am I talking about? Someone taking her entire wardrobe and you know, hiding it. I only wish someone could do that, even if it was for just a day. White go-go boots?!
May 4th, 2007
I’m a little jealous of Pamela Anderson, despite the fact that she insists on wearing triangle top bikinis when she’d look so much better in something else. She’s getting an island (”Greece”) from ex-hubby Tommy as a part of The World Project. Tommy seems happy about the whole thing, and I guess he’s planning on spending some time there with the kids:
“We’re going to buy Greece because I’m Greek originally. Pammy actually turned me on to the whole thing. Life is good now because I’m seeing my boys again.”
April 27th, 2007
April 25th, 2007
Things would probably get pretty boring if everyone responded to the paparazzi like this. On another note, can you believe that this is a picture of Jula Roberts?! She looks so different here. I’m starting to think it’s me.
April 25th, 2007
Sooo many people are going for the babydoll (read: semi-shapeless ) dress that it’s basically destined for a few misses along with the hits. While Kelly Clarkson should have gone for something a little longer, Sophie Monk is working her minidress to the max.
What should you wear to make the most of your minidress? Become friends with a pair of wedge heels, for one, and always wear your best undies to avoid a situation like this. I love this pair of shoes to pair with babydoll dresses this season:
Divine Rock & Republic Hillary wedges. Ooooh.
April 22nd, 2007
This skirt would add a hefty number of pounds to almost anyone’s hips, but that’s not my issue with it. The more I stare at it, the more I think about Michelle Kwan’s ice skating costumes from 1998 Winter Olympics. All Nicky needs is a pair of white ice skating boots. Creepy.
In terms of fit, though, Nicky’s top half of her dress does complement her shape. Satin may be unforgiving, but she’s doing her darndest to make it work.
April 21st, 2007
EW. That headband-slash-bandanna is really, truly ugly. The color really makes it stand out, too, so my eyes are drawn upwards to that suspiciously balding region. Wait. Is Matthew wearing a wet suit on a treadmill? I’m confused.
April 19th, 2007
Well, Heidi has just firmly positioned herself as my least favorite girl on The Hills. In her recent interview with US Weekly, she told them a little too much about her friend LC. While I thought a lot of The Hills’ drama was just clever editing, Heidi Montag confirmed that it most certainly was not, with boyfriend Spencer Pratt leading the way. Spencer was himself–completely caustic–and told US Weekly this:
Lauren couldn’t get into clubs before she met us! We were her ticket to Hollywood. As soon as the double dating stopped, she was out. She has trouble being the third wheel. That’s what she was when Brody didn’t want to keep seeing her.
Bt the way, this pic is from Heidi’s photoshoot with Stuff Magazine. Pre-rhinoplasty.
April 17th, 2007
The L.A. Times described Penelope Cruz’s Sahara perks in a recent article, and wow–I’m jealous. Totaling about $835,000, Penelope’s little bonuses rival her $1.6 million paycheck. What I’m interested in are the hairstylist and makeup artist, cashing in at $135,550 apiece. The costume dresser perk was only valued at a mere $22,235. How disappointing.
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