What Women Want
May 18th, 2007
It’s kind of crazy to see these photos of Pamela Anderson getting off the plane wearing her high, high platforms and a super-short skirt. What happened to dressing for comfort? I hope she changed on the plane and didn’t actually endure a flight like that. Then again, she’s probably immune to it all by now, anyway!
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May 17th, 2007
I can’t say that anyone will be surprised, but for the sake of staying on top of things, here goes: Paris Hilton has had her jail sentence reduced from 45 days to 23. But there’s more! Read on about Paris’s stroke of luck from TMZ.com:
L.A. County Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore said she’ll be staying in a two-person cell reserved for “high-profile” inmates, and that she’ll have at least an hour a day to shower, watch TV, play outside, or gab on the phone.
Didn’t she arrive at court late, too? I thought “good behavior” was reserved for when you’re in the slammer, not headed for it. I learned something new, today! Too bad it only applies to Paris’s world (I think). Source
May 17th, 2007
I’m a bit perplexed, although I do understand the reasoning: Lindsay Lohan has been voted No. 1 in Maxim’s Hot 100 list. Jimmy Jellinek, Editor in Chief, told us that basically every 20-year-old who reads Maxim looooves Lindsay. Well, yeah. They think that there may be a chance, given her track record. Here’s more from Jimmy:
‘There is no other star in the world (who) causes more of a stir in the public eye than Lindsay,’ said Maxim Editor in Chief Jimmy Jellinek. ‘Her every move is watched and reported on.’
May 16th, 2007
Now that is one questionable scarf. I’m all for the man-flair, but that much? Please. Even Sienna looks dubious, although maybe she shouldn’t think about it too much. She’s wearing Victorian polished boots, after all, and totally unseasonable leggings.
May 12th, 2007
Britney Spears led the way in the last Encino study, which proclaimed her the most overexposed celeb by 72%. I guess this post isn’t helping the whole situation, but it’s a lost cause anyway, right?
From a fashionista’s perspective, I have to say that her wardrobe choice warrants a lot of extra attention. WHAT is going on with the towel, may I ask? Why is it fashioned into a bib? She’s pitifully clueless.
May 7th, 2007
Oooh, the pain of a recent breakup. Even more awkward than it looks! Cameron is trying the laugh-like-something’s-really- funny-technique, while Justin is going for the smile-and-stare-into-space look. Both are weird and painfully obvious.
I bet they both considered hooking up again just to remedy the awkwardness for a while longer, at least until after the Shrek 3 gigs. See? I knew it.
May 7th, 2007
The Kentucky Derby means two things to me: horses and giant hats. While I love a statement, I’m not so sure about these big hats. Some of them work well, like Laura Prepon’s hat and shoes combo, while I’m simply not so sure about Melissa Joan Hart. Check it out for yourself:
What’s with the applique? What’s with the bag? Goodness gracious, woman, who wears lime green heels and barely matching accessories to the Kentucky Derby?! It looks like someone was scrambling for Derby-worthy duds a little too late.
May 7th, 2007
It’s far too late to try the white-wearing angel routine with us, Paris. I guess she has fired her publicist Elliot Mintz for miscommunication, saying that he told her that she could drive with a suspended license when all of us knew that she couldn’t. Common sense can only go so far, it seems, and not far enough when your name is Paris. She’s appealing the 45-day sentence as we speak. Uh-oh.
May 6th, 2007
I feel nauseous. Don’t her legs look positively Jack Sprat-esque? Her bottom half looks shrunken and skinny next to that massive satin blazer. I’m curious about those shoes, mainly because they’re the ugliest things I’ve ever seen. Do you think they’re boots? Or worse. . . ankle boots?
Jessica probaby looked hot standing next to the Pussycat Dolls anyway.
May 5th, 2007
Could they at least pretend that they don’t know the camera’s there? Heidi Montag of The Hills is aiming for the most mileage out of her new bolt-ons as possible. I feel like a traitor for giving her and boyfriend Spencer more exposure, but I need to share the ridiculousness of the pose with someone else.
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