For those who don’t care for the large, natural tits of Kelly Brook, there are the ginormous, unnatural tits of Tara Reid. They don’t even fit in her bikini, as some top-notch investigative reporting at TMZ demonstrates:

Superficial thinks,

She and Courtney Love should have some sort of contest to determine once and for all who has the most disgusting body on the planet. Tara Reid’s looks like something a blind person would sculpt out of clay if they had never seen what an actual body looks like. And instead of using hands they had to use their feet.

That’s not at all nice. And Tara’s way sexier than Courtney Love, who doesn’t even rate a spot in our “Hotties” category. Phil at Egotastic is much more kind,

You’ve got to hand it to Tara Reid. She’s really managed to get herself back into fine form, and has almost completely lost that skanky image of hers. I say almost, because she still can’t quite pick out a bikini that actually fits. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Exactly.