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June 20th, 2007
Suri Takes Her First Steps On Camera
March 19th, 2007
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- Mandy Moore’s hot Vanity Fair spread- Allie is Wired
- Redneck’s guide to Britney Spears recovery- Backseat Cuddler
- Shanna Moakler gets her man back and a new makeover- Celeb Gossip Junkies
- Lindsay Lohan parties five days straight- Celebrity Smack!
- Ray J., of Kim Kardashian fame, is offered a porn deal- Dlisted
- Fergie simply at her very, very, very worst- Gone Hollywood
- Suri Cruise is Hollywood’s Most Beautiful Baby- Monica Monroe
- Gene Simmons post plastic surgery photos are killing dogs- Ninja Dude
- Adriana Lima gets all lima bean green in some hot lingerie- Pink Meat Company
- Vanessa Williams gets her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame- Popbytes
- Tara Reid tries to cover her old body with new clothing- Right Celebrity
- Jessica Simpson hides lil Nick Lachey in her giant sack- Yeeeah!
January 10th, 2007
A Protective Tom Cruise, Hides Suri from the World, Aliens
After the Vanity Fair photo shoot, Suri Cruise has rarely been spotted in public, which shouldn’t come as a surprise considering she was hidden away for several months after her birth before anyone saw her. However, as the Chronicle reports, other celebrities have taken their children out to play in the sunlight.
Most families, even famous ones, can be seen frolicking in playgrounds with their children. Brooke Shields has become a familiar face on the L.A. park scene. Her children enjoy easygoing public lives that are a stark contrast to that of Suri Cruise even though Suri was born on the same day (April 18) and in the same L.A. hospital as Brooke’s little Grier, reports the mag.
Unfortunately, Brook Shields may be a terrible example considering a picture of her eating a banana would only sell for 75 cents, whereas if Tom Cruise was sucking on a banana, it would go for $75,000. But if paparazzi pictures weren’t Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’s deterrent, it could be because the world is dangerous. Real dangerous. According to the Chronicle,
“That child is growing up inside a bubble,” says a source. “I think both dad [Tom Cruise] and Katie are so worried that if Suri is exposed to the public, her life could be in danger.”
Could you blame Tom Cruise? I’m told the bad guys use special teleportation devices to steal children who are outside or seen through a window. This is why I suggest living in a basement, in a small closet (no, this isn’t a reference for Tom Cruise’s sexuality, it is just safer there because monsters are only outside).