1. First, there’s a couple who will not have sex – ever – unless “each party has lost a specified amount of weight”.

Sounds like nobody’s wrestling in bed unless 20 crutches are finished – and by that time – all you’ll ever want to do is sleep – so you’ll never have sex – ever! Lol.

2. Next, there are chore clauses which specify whether the husband or the wife is responsible for tasks like taking out the trash or feeding the dog.

Hmmm, is this something that I should include in my prenup or what?

3. There are also couples who impose a no-smoking ban in the house – despite the fact that one of them has asthma!

Isn’t this supposed to be a given? If your partner has asthma, why the hell would you smoke in the house? And do you even need to bother including such a clause in your prenup?

4. There are infidelity clauses made by wealthy husbands-to-be, which goes like this: “If I cheat on you and the marriage breaks up, you get X amount. If you cheat on me, you get a lot less. And forget the house.”

Two words: Double standard!

If I ever have to include such stupid things on my prenup, I would really think twice about marrying my guy. All that legal stuff just takes all the fun out of your marriage – and it seems as if you can’t trust each other – so why bother tying the knot?

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