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Britney Spears and K-Fed Settle Divorce

K-Fed Settles for just $1 Million

It appears pop princess Britney Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline have settled their differences with Kevin getting a $1 million dollar settlement.

Sources say that under the terms, K-Fed will walk away with around $1 million (In case you’re wondering, Spears’ lawyer, Laura Wasser, drafted and airtight pre-nup). As for their two kids, we’re told Britney and Kevin will have joint custody, sharing physical custody 50/50. The divorce will be final, with a judge’s signature, very soon.

I actually feel sorry for the chump just getting $1 million dollars. It is quite obvious now that he had to put up with a lot being married to crazy.

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Only in Hollywood – March 23, 2007

Only in Hollywood – March 21, 2007

Britney Spears Leaves Promises Rehab Early

Hopefully Britney Spears is a cleaner and more sane person after checking out of Promises Rehab Center after barely a month in the joint. Most inmates usually stay 45 days. To read more about what goes on at these swanky celeb rehab centers then read this well written article.

Spears “has been released by the Promises Malibu Treatment Center after successfully completing their program,” her manager, Larry Rudolph, said in a statement late Tuesday night.

A friend says the 25-year-old pop star “is doing fine.”

I doubt 20-something days in rehab fixed Ms. Bi-Polar but I hope so for her kid’s sake. I believe Brit and K-Fed will reconcile and realize that they are were they are because of each other. I wrote earlier this week a post ‘23 Reasons How Madonna’s Kiss Cursed Britney Spears‘. After viewing the list you will agree that Madge’s kiss started Brit’s downfall.

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Kiss from Madonna Cursed Britney Spears

Half of America thought it was hot when it happened. The other half of the population was disgusted and turned off by it. I think now we can undeniably say that the kiss between Madonna and Britney Spears during the MTV Video Music Awards four years ago cursed Britney and changed her life and career path forever. I put together the list below to back up this point. If I left anything off that should be included then post a comment and I will add it to this list.

Here is a look at how the curse has taken hold of Britney Spears life:

  1. Quickie Las Vegas marriage to Jason Alexander (January 3, 2004)
  2. Injured her knee during the filming of her music video Outrageous (June 2004)
  3. Begins dating Kevin Federline (June 2004)
  4. Marries white trash prince Kevin Federline (October 6, 2004)
  5. UPN reality TV show Britney & Kevin Chaotic (Spring 2005)
  6. Releases her (sure sign a career is over) Greatest Hits Album (2004)
  7. Photographed driving with Sean Preston in her lap (February 2006)
  8. Madonna ends friendship with Brit due to her leaving Kabbalah (June 2006)
  9. Home video posted with stoned rambling Britney (August 2006)
  10. Poses nude while very visibly pregnant (August 2006)
  11. Files for divorce from K-Fed (November 2006)
  12. Sex tape blackmail from K-Fed (November 11, 2006)
  13. Begins relationship and heavy partying with Paris Hilton (Nov-Dec 2006)
  14. Exposes her bald vagina to cameras multiple times (Nov-Dec 2006)
  15. Voted ‘Worst Celebrity Dog Owner‘ (December 2006)
  16. Collapses at New Years Eve party in Vegas (January 1, 2007)
  17. Voted Mr. Blackwells’ Worst Dressed Celeb (January 10, 2007)
  18. Enters rehab in Antigua for a day (February 16, 2007)
  19. Shaves her head bald and gets two new tattoos (February 17, 2007)
  20. Enters rehab for the second time in less than a week, for a day (February 20, 2007)
  21. Attacks paparazzi with umbrella outside K-Fed’s (February 21, 2007)
  22. Enters rehab for the third time for drug and alcohol addictions (February 22, 2007)
  23. Britney claims to be the anti-Christ while in rehab- (March 4, 2007)

Twenty-three very good reasons of how the ‘lip-lock’ locked Britney Spears fate.

Hollywood March Madness: K-Fed v. Mel, Tara v. Moss

Be sure to check out the original post about Bumpshack’s Hollywood March Madness. The competition was a bit better on day two of our tournament. Check out the results at the bottom of this post. Be sure to vote in today’s match-ups to see who will advance to round two. Here are the results of who moves on to the next round of our tournament to determine who is Hollywood’s Craziest Celebrity.

The final day of round one will have Tara Reid going boob-to-boob with Kate Moss and K-Fed battling Rabbi Mel Gibson.

Our final female match of the first round has party girl Tara ‘Taradise’ Reid (3) against Kate ‘Coke’ Moss (6). Reid has made headlines recently for her excessive partying, debauchery, and botched plastic surgeries. Moss was photographed doing lines of cocaine at a club and is engaged to demented rocker Pete Doherty. Vote and decide if Kate’s ‘nose’ can upset Tara’s ‘fun bags’. 

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The final male match of round one is an interesting one. Legendary backup dancer Kevin Federline (3) is the favorite in his match up against Mel Gibson (6). K-Fed has been the poster child for bad parenting and horrible career decisions. He is credited with ruining former goddess Britney Spears. Gibson, a former alcoholic, fell off the wagon hard last summer. In an anti-semitic tirade against Malibu cops he did irreversible damage to his career and called a female cop ’sugar tits’ during the process. Is Mel or K-Fed the crazier of the two? Vote to decide who advances. 

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Click to View the Complete Hollywood March Madness Bracket

 

Here are the results from day three of the first round of Hollywood March Madness:

Paris Hilton was our first higher seed to beat a lower seed. She easily beat former best friend Nicole Richie. Paris advances to play #1 seed Britney Spears in Round 2:

(27 votes 35%) Nicole Richie (4)
(51 votes 65%) Paris Hilton (5) Winner

Michael Jackson had no problem with Greasy Bear Brandon Davis. In the biggest first round blowout Jackson took nearly 93% of the vote. Here is the breakdown of how the voting went:

(65 votes 93%) Michael Jackson (4) Winner
(5 votes 7%) Brandon Davis (5)

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