EW. That headband-slash-bandanna is really, truly ugly. The color really makes it stand out, too, so my eyes are drawn upwards to that suspiciously balding region. Wait. Is Matthew wearing a wet suit on a treadmill? I’m confused.
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April 21st, 2007
Matthew McConaughey Wears a Ridiculous Headband
April 21st, 2007
Mischa Gets Daring with High-Waisted Shorts
Hey, there is something worse than high-waisted pants–high-waisted shorts! If Mischa can’t even work these, then it really can’t be done. Well, maybe someone like Kate Moss can do it, but I’m feeling dubious about this trend for sure.
There is something else that is bothering me, too. How high is your self esteem if you can actually go out (at night, no less) wearing baggy, high-waisted shorts and a striped, v-neck sweater?! WOW.
April 21st, 2007
Gwen Stefani’s List of Demands
I’d like to be the one who gets to type these lists, but I’d hate to be the assistant who has to go buy everything. I wonder what would be on my list. . . probably nothing that could make me look as healthy as Gwen (mmmm. . . “vegestables”). I do looove my Kit Kats.
April 20th, 2007
No, David Arquette is Not a Regulation Hottie
Remember this post? Well, I’m answering my own question: NO! David’s proceeded to shave the name of his next movie, The Tripper, into the back of his head. I don’t know if I want to thank Popsugar for breaking this news, because it ruined the dream that a once-goofy man could look really hot. He’s wearing a leather tracksuit, too. Oh my. Forget it all, friends!
April 19th, 2007
Mischa Takes a Break from the Keds Promotion
. . . and promotes something else! She’s in London right now to promote SAFE, a skin awareness program. Living in Cali and being surrounded by overtanned starlets must have given her some inspiration. I’m pretty sure most will disagree, but I’m loving the dress. I can’t imagine anyone else looking that good in it. I am still sad that hookah heels are back, though. Ew.
April 19th, 2007
Bjork’s Interesting Rolling Stone Cover
All right, that’s it: where has Bjork been hiding? I guess French Rolling Stone found her, although I’m not absolutely thrilled about this cover. I’m afraid of clowns!
April 19th, 2007
Heidi Montag and Spencer Team Up to Ruin Lauren
Well, Heidi has just firmly positioned herself as my least favorite girl on The Hills. In her recent interview with US Weekly, she told them a little too much about her friend LC. While I thought a lot of The Hills’ drama was just clever editing, Heidi Montag confirmed that it most certainly was not, with boyfriend Spencer Pratt leading the way. Spencer was himself–completely caustic–and told US Weekly this:
Lauren couldn’t get into clubs before she met us! We were her ticket to Hollywood. As soon as the double dating stopped, she was out. She has trouble being the third wheel. That’s what she was when Brody didn’t want to keep seeing her.
Bt the way, this pic is from Heidi’s photoshoot with Stuff Magazine. Pre-rhinoplasty.
April 19th, 2007
Avril Lavigne Stomps Pretty in Pink (and my respect)
How over is this look? I’m not even pissed that Avril’s wearing it, but I am very, very disappointed that she couldn’t have been more creative about being “daring.” She certainly has the resources. Did her punk-rock stylist approve this one or is she just too cool to ask anyone’s opinion? What a twit.
April 18th, 2007
How do you rate Beyonce’s casual look?
I have something to admit: I’m jealous of anyone who can wear hats. I can’t. You’ll never see me in one, except when it’s freezing cold. They just don’t look right on me.
The fact that Beyonce can wear her hat to a Nets games where there will certainly be photographers makes me sooooo impressed. Any tips to pull off a hat like this? I’m all ears.
April 18th, 2007
Rather Disastrous CMT 2007 Awards Outfits
Oh, my. The CMT 2007 Awards outfits were scary. As a general rule, I’ve never seen an awards event so chock-full of ugly stuff. Kellie Pickler, above, was a perfect example. Misguided hair (Heidi meets Edward Scissorhands?) and the faux peppy pose just makes her look positively gross. Plus, Kellie seems to be showing off something else (a pair of them) that she bought recently, too–all wrapped up in that wrinkly dress.
Care to take a tour of the awards ceremony ugliness? Click on the other unfortunate ones below.
