What Women Want
May 7th, 2007
Lindsay’s friend has dumped news of serious coke usage to The News of the World, but I want to know more about this headband.
The shot above is from the “Lindsay Lohan Snapped in a Cocaine Binge” NOTW video. I checked it out–you can’t see much, but you don’t need to. Does it surprise you, really? If the bruises & bloating don’t tell you enough about her lifestyle, the face does. H-A-G-G-A-R-D.
May 7th, 2007
The Kentucky Derby means two things to me: horses and giant hats. While I love a statement, I’m not so sure about these big hats. Some of them work well, like Laura Prepon’s hat and shoes combo, while I’m simply not so sure about Melissa Joan Hart. Check it out for yourself:
What’s with the applique? What’s with the bag? Goodness gracious, woman, who wears lime green heels and barely matching accessories to the Kentucky Derby?! It looks like someone was scrambling for Derby-worthy duds a little too late.
May 7th, 2007
It’s far too late to try the white-wearing angel routine with us, Paris. I guess she has fired her publicist Elliot Mintz for miscommunication, saying that he told her that she could drive with a suspended license when all of us knew that she couldn’t. Common sense can only go so far, it seems, and not far enough when your name is Paris. She’s appealing the 45-day sentence as we speak. Uh-oh.
May 6th, 2007
I feel nauseous. Don’t her legs look positively Jack Sprat-esque? Her bottom half looks shrunken and skinny next to that massive satin blazer. I’m curious about those shoes, mainly because they’re the ugliest things I’ve ever seen. Do you think they’re boots? Or worse. . . ankle boots?
Jessica probaby looked hot standing next to the Pussycat Dolls anyway.
May 5th, 2007
Could they at least pretend that they don’t know the camera’s there? Heidi Montag of The Hills is aiming for the most mileage out of her new bolt-ons as possible. I feel like a traitor for giving her and boyfriend Spencer more exposure, but I need to share the ridiculousness of the pose with someone else.
May 5th, 2007
She’s got 45 days after breaking probation rules twice. Not so sure that I’m feeling bad for Paris on this one, but this is the most serious I’ve seen her look in a long time. She’s going to start serving on June 5. Oooh.
On another note, I love the waistcoat, Paris.
May 4th, 2007
I didn’t have anything to do with it. What the heck am I talking about? Someone taking her entire wardrobe and you know, hiding it. I only wish someone could do that, even if it was for just a day. White go-go boots?!
April 28th, 2007
I’m not blogging about breasts, though. Well, not really. The way Petra Nemcova is standing, the left side of her dress looks like it’s open, or unzipped, or something. And it looks like the Paris “crazy eye” has spread as well.
April 28th, 2007
Ashlee Simpson’s dress and suprisingly successful shoes just scream for an encore! Get your own with these pieces:
This Chloe strapless dress will have the same figure-flattering effect as Ashlee’s with a softer drape. I found it on Net-a-Porter, but you’ll need deep pockets for this one. I recommend getting your favorite seamstress in on the deal to make a Chloe-inspired dress.
The perfect black clutch may be pricey, but imagine the cost-per-wear scenario. . . you get the point. I found this black clutch from Zac Posen here.
Don’t forget the perfect red pumps!
April 28th, 2007
Maybe Kristin Cavallari wore this unfortunate combination out thinking that the cover of night was enough to hide a laundry-day bra. Wrong! It reminds me of Hayden’s woefully clueless little dress. Ouch.
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