What Women Want
May 23rd, 2007
Right. First of all, these shirts are sooo done, and second of all, what’s with the jeans? I can tolerate a 2006 throwback if it’s paired with acceptable separates, but here, there’s no chance. The icing on the cake is the weird-looking camel toe.
But Jessica looks like her sister, and that’s definitely a compliment at this stage in the game. Ouch.
May 21st, 2007
Kate Hudson’s choice of overalls was rather questionable, as you can see from shots taken with son Ryder. These overalls are just so. . . marsupial. I suppose they’re excellent for carrying stuff, but doesn’t she have an assistant for that?
May 21st, 2007
Exhibit A, Judith Godreche:
I went to fashion school, and I can tell you right away that this is a freshman-year disaster. Appliques? Puh-lease. And, to make it even worse, this women is French–Parisian, no less.
And then there’s Exhibit B, a disaster even closer to home. I present to you: Maria Menounos!
Was the intention to exclude any hint of waist? If so, nice job, Maria. Otherwise, I think you might have missed the mark.
May 19th, 2007
Oh, the tragedy of pairing an awkward accessory with an otherwise successful outfit. Lindsay loves to push it, doesn’t she? She can’t just wear a sorta-cute dress and have great hair. She’s got to take it to the next level, like here at the Chanel Cruise show in Santa Monica. . . sigh.
May 18th, 2007
I can’t resist a pic of President W. Bush with sweat stains down to there. If you’re already uncomfortable, just keep the jacket on. It looks like taking it off still wasn’t much cooler!
May 18th, 2007
Really, they did. I am a notorious hater of her style and someone who never really “gets” her look. She’s so deep into vintage that all I want to do is dig her out of it and rescue her with a transfusion of Current Trend.
But here, she’s solving all my problems with her wardrobe with seriously shapely legs. I mean, if you’re going to dress controversially on a regularly basis, you should make up for it with way-hot legs, right?
May 12th, 2007
Britney Spears led the way in the last Encino study, which proclaimed her the most overexposed celeb by 72%. I guess this post isn’t helping the whole situation, but it’s a lost cause anyway, right?
From a fashionista’s perspective, I have to say that her wardrobe choice warrants a lot of extra attention. WHAT is going on with the towel, may I ask? Why is it fashioned into a bib? She’s pitifully clueless.
May 12th, 2007
Ka-ching! Here’s two terrible, terrible metallic dresses. One was worn on Coney Island (Jessica), the other in Italy (Beyonce), but they’re both supremely unflattering.
I’m actually surprised that Jess even let this photo slip out. It’s hanging like a baggy gold sack, obscuring those curves that she loves to flaunt. Her hair looks as sad as the dress, and that’s just disappointing, because the whole thing could be giving off such a great ’20s flapper vibe.
And then there’s Beyonce. Her dress isn’t shapeless, but it’s equally as unflattering. It’s strangling her curves. In this case, even if it did fit properly, it would still be hideous.
May 11th, 2007
You’ve got to share your opinion on this dress that Lindsay wore around New York. I’m on the fence about this one. While the bodice has the oddest shape I’ve ever seen, I love those funny piped pockets. It would make a fantastic pencil skirt, and the back isn’t bad at all.
But a long face doesn’t help. Does Lindsay look like she needs to put on her sunglasses in the first photo, or is she ticked at something? She looked pretty angry at the Nylon party she hosted, too. I wonder what’s going on.
I secretly love that Kirsten can schlump around Paris like this, even with side-boob exposure and a non-pretty bra.
What a devil-may-care attitude for someone who getting richer by the day, given the recent Spidey success. Yep, the biggest opening weekend ever in North America will definitely give Kirsten the funds to update her wardrobe, and then some. Especially if ratty tees are what she’s after.
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