Hmmm. While I am impressed with Brit’s abs and legs, her wardrobe obviously hasn’t gotten as much attention as her bod. Look at that shirt. Should we cut her some slack? I don’t want to!
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April 25th, 2007
Britney Dresses Up After Toning Up
April 24th, 2007
Jennifer Lopez and Her Pants of Horror
Jennifer Lopez was in LONDON dressed like this. She’s all business on top with her black trench coat, too–like you can dress down silver bell bottoms or something? I don’t care how much money you make, it doesn’t buy you the right to wear pants like these.
April 22nd, 2007
Nicky’s Dress: Good on Fit, Bad on Style
This skirt would add a hefty number of pounds to almost anyone’s hips, but that’s not my issue with it. The more I stare at it, the more I think about Michelle Kwan’s ice skating costumes from 1998 Winter Olympics. All Nicky needs is a pair of white ice skating boots. Creepy.
In terms of fit, though, Nicky’s top half of her dress does complement her shape. Satin may be unforgiving, but she’s doing her darndest to make it work.
April 21st, 2007
Matthew McConaughey Wears a Ridiculous Headband
EW. That headband-slash-bandanna is really, truly ugly. The color really makes it stand out, too, so my eyes are drawn upwards to that suspiciously balding region. Wait. Is Matthew wearing a wet suit on a treadmill? I’m confused.
April 21st, 2007
Mischa Gets Daring with High-Waisted Shorts
Hey, there is something worse than high-waisted pants–high-waisted shorts! If Mischa can’t even work these, then it really can’t be done. Well, maybe someone like Kate Moss can do it, but I’m feeling dubious about this trend for sure.
There is something else that is bothering me, too. How high is your self esteem if you can actually go out (at night, no less) wearing baggy, high-waisted shorts and a striped, v-neck sweater?! WOW.
April 21st, 2007
Gwen Stefani’s List of Demands
I’d like to be the one who gets to type these lists, but I’d hate to be the assistant who has to go buy everything. I wonder what would be on my list. . . probably nothing that could make me look as healthy as Gwen (mmmm. . . “vegestables”). I do looove my Kit Kats.
April 20th, 2007
No, David Arquette is Not a Regulation Hottie
Remember this post? Well, I’m answering my own question: NO! David’s proceeded to shave the name of his next movie, The Tripper, into the back of his head. I don’t know if I want to thank Popsugar for breaking this news, because it ruined the dream that a once-goofy man could look really hot. He’s wearing a leather tracksuit, too. Oh my. Forget it all, friends!
April 19th, 2007
Mischa Takes a Break from the Keds Promotion
. . . and promotes something else! She’s in London right now to promote SAFE, a skin awareness program. Living in Cali and being surrounded by overtanned starlets must have given her some inspiration. I’m pretty sure most will disagree, but I’m loving the dress. I can’t imagine anyone else looking that good in it. I am still sad that hookah heels are back, though. Ew.
April 19th, 2007
Bjork’s Interesting Rolling Stone Cover
All right, that’s it: where has Bjork been hiding? I guess French Rolling Stone found her, although I’m not absolutely thrilled about this cover. I’m afraid of clowns!
April 19th, 2007
Heidi Montag and Spencer Team Up to Ruin Lauren
Well, Heidi has just firmly positioned herself as my least favorite girl on The Hills. In her recent interview with US Weekly, she told them a little too much about her friend LC. While I thought a lot of The Hills’ drama was just clever editing, Heidi Montag confirmed that it most certainly was not, with boyfriend Spencer Pratt leading the way. Spencer was himself–completely caustic–and told US Weekly this:
Lauren couldn’t get into clubs before she met us! We were her ticket to Hollywood. As soon as the double dating stopped, she was out. She has trouble being the third wheel. That’s what she was when Brody didn’t want to keep seeing her.
Bt the way, this pic is from Heidi’s photoshoot with Stuff Magazine. Pre-rhinoplasty.
