Please, Melanie Griffith probably should steer clear of shorts above the knee. I really don’t think I need to explain why. Look for yourself:
See? Being skinny is not as important as being firm and toned. Grandma knees!
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May 11th, 2007
One Person Who Should Always Wear Capris
I secretly love that Kirsten can schlump around Paris like this, even with side-boob exposure and a non-pretty bra.
What a devil-may-care attitude for someone who getting richer by the day, given the recent Spidey success. Yep, the biggest opening weekend ever in North America will definitely give Kirsten the funds to update her wardrobe, and then some. Especially if ratty tees are what she’s after.
May 7th, 2007
Lindsay Needs New Friends
Lindsay’s friend has dumped news of serious coke usage to The News of the World, but I want to know more about this headband.
The shot above is from the “Lindsay Lohan Snapped in a Cocaine Binge” NOTW video. I checked it out–you can’t see much, but you don’t need to. Does it surprise you, really? If the bruises & bloating don’t tell you enough about her lifestyle, the face does. H-A-G-G-A-R-D.
May 7th, 2007
What the Kentucky Derby’s All About
The Kentucky Derby means two things to me: horses and giant hats. While I love a statement, I’m not so sure about these big hats. Some of them work well, like Laura Prepon’s hat and shoes combo, while I’m simply not so sure about Melissa Joan Hart. Check it out for yourself:
What’s with the applique? What’s with the bag? Goodness gracious, woman, who wears lime green heels and barely matching accessories to the Kentucky Derby?! It looks like someone was scrambling for Derby-worthy duds a little too late.
May 7th, 2007
Paris Tries to Trick Us, Fires Publicist
It’s far too late to try the white-wearing angel routine with us, Paris. I guess she has fired her publicist Elliot Mintz for miscommunication, saying that he told her that she could drive with a suspended license when all of us knew that she couldn’t. Common sense can only go so far, it seems, and not far enough when your name is Paris. She’s appealing the 45-day sentence as we speak. Uh-oh.
May 6th, 2007
Jessica and Her Man Pants Party with the Pussycat Dolls
I feel nauseous. Don’t her legs look positively Jack Sprat-esque? Her bottom half looks shrunken and skinny next to that massive satin blazer. I’m curious about those shoes, mainly because they’re the ugliest things I’ve ever seen. Do you think they’re boots? Or worse. . . ankle boots?
Jessica probaby looked hot standing next to the Pussycat Dolls anyway.
May 5th, 2007
Heidi and Spencer Ham It Up
Could they at least pretend that they don’t know the camera’s there? Heidi Montag of The Hills is aiming for the most mileage out of her new bolt-ons as possible. I feel like a traitor for giving her and boyfriend Spencer more exposure, but I need to share the ridiculousness of the pose with someone else.
May 5th, 2007
Paris Heads for Hard Time
She’s got 45 days after breaking probation rules twice. Not so sure that I’m feeling bad for Paris on this one, but this is the most serious I’ve seen her look in a long time. She’s going to start serving on June 5. Oooh.
On another note, I love the waistcoat, Paris.
May 4th, 2007
If It Happens to Britney. . .
I didn’t have anything to do with it. What the heck am I talking about? Someone taking her entire wardrobe and you know, hiding it. I only wish someone could do that, even if it was for just a day. White go-go boots?!
April 28th, 2007
Petra’s Lopsided
I’m not blogging about breasts, though. Well, not really. The way Petra Nemcova is standing, the left side of her dress looks like it’s open, or unzipped, or something. And it looks like the Paris “crazy eye” has spread as well.
