The NCAA men’s basketball tournament starts this week. But here at the Bumpshack we are having our own tourney version called Hollywood March Madness. In our tournament we will will pit Hollywood stars head-to-head to see who is Hollywood’s Maddest Celebrity. Sixteen Hollywood stars have been seeded. One half of the bracket is comprised of the women and the men fill out the bracket on the converse side. The #1 seeds are Britney Spears and Tom Cruise. The winners will be decided by your voting.

Click to View the Complete Hollywood March Madness Bracket

Today the #1 and #8 seeds will battle on each side of the bracket. That means you will be deciding the winners between Britney Spears and Madonna as well as between Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson.

The first round and first matchup of the tournament will be between troubled pop star Britney Spears and her kissing buddy Madonna. Britney’s troubles have been well documented during the past month. Madonna has always been on the lunatic ledge, pushing limits to the max. Today you never know what will escape Madge’s lips. Can Madonna, the 8th seed, upset Bald Britney?

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Number eight seed Donald Trump will play host to number one seed Tom Cruise at Trump Towers. Alien Tom put forth his best acting job ever by marrying Katie Holmes last year. His couch jumping and alien worship helped him earn the male #1 seed. The Donald has a continuing nasty feud with Rosie O’Donnell. That seemed to start after he gave Miss USA Tara Conner a second chance. You will decide if Trump will upset Tommy Boy.

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This story is about three weeks old, but I received a couple of emails demanding to see Daniel Radcliffe of Harry Potter fame, naked in his current play.  Rule 1.65(b) at the Bumpshack prohibits nudity of any guy so these photos will have to suffice.  Danielle has for sure grown up and grown buff but these images give me bestiality concerns about Harry Potter and his sexuality.  This is the closest I can get to rule 1.65(b) without being in violation.

It has been a crazy week here at the Bumpshack. I have been switching servers so all the readers of the site can be accommodated. This is getting closer to being completed. It should be finalized within the next 20 hours. I will be catching up this evening and throughout the night. So keep checking in.

Here is some great links on our favorite flavor of the month Antonella Barba:

Mariah Carey can be a bad dresser when she tries. It usually happens with the less she tries to wear. Here she has on plenty of clothes but seems to be seems to be a bad combo. Agree or disagree?
photo: PEOPLE