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Speed Read Feed for March 28, 2007

Senate votes to back troop withdrawal from Iraq- My Way

White House press secretary Tony Snow’s colon cancer has returned- Washington Post

Burger King to start buying beef and eggs from farms that don’t cage animals- Seattle PI

China’s real estate market was up over 69% last year- Breitbart

Pope confirms damnation and hell are eternal and real- News.com

Polls point to possible Presidential run from Tennessean Fred Thompson- New York Sun

The city of San Fransisco has banned plastic bags- USA Today

Pat Tillman’s mom says family was lied to by U.S. Army- CNN

Gunman takes 32 students and two teachers hostage on bus in Philippines- Fox News

Mistake by prosecutors means tax cheat can keep $100 million dollars- MSNBC

Alan Jouban for the Ladies

Occassionaly someone in the industry works hard and is rewarded for that hard work with great career success. Alan Jouban and I met years ago via Ron Randell, who is our mother agent (and the best agent outside of L.A. or N.Y.), at Stage 2000 in Baton Rouge.

Alan has done numerous campaigns. His face and luscious body can be seen all over Los Angeles from billboards to the sides of trucks. I will try to post more of his work here for you ladies and MK of Popbytes.

Here is a look at just some of the places you might have seen Alan appear in the last couple of years:

Fall 2001 Model & Talent EXPO Male Model of the Year; Click Model Management, NY; Abercrombie & Fitch Campaign; A&F In-Store Poster Guy; A&F $100 Purchase Bag Guy; Polo Jeans Poster Model; One Tough BlueJean Campaign Model: Celebrity Party Host; Nike Footwear Campaign; Joe Boxer Christmas Campaign for K-Mart; Bloomingdales; Cosmo Magazine; Cosmo Girl Magazine; TRL Wedding Model; Exercise for Men Only; Clairol Herbal Essence Guy TV Commercial; Leonard Cline Fashion Model; Versace; Michele Pommier Agency, Miami; Osbrink Models, L.A.; T Mobile Print Campaign; L. A. Models – Runway Division; A G Jeans Print Campaign; Toyota Scion Print Campaign, Bleu Models – Print Division; Ash City Catalog; Pac Sun; Instinct Magazine – Fashion; Macy’s; Kol’s; Mac Cosmetics; Levis; 2B Free; Nordstroms; Nike; Yoga Instuctional DVD; Chris Aires Jewelry Fashion Show atop Ceasar’s Palace in Las Vegas with Shaggy and Tyson Beckford; Diesel Clothing; Spin Magazine; Yogi Times Magazine; Mighty Fine Clothing Trade Show Posters; Bloke Couture Fall Line Model

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Anorexic Watch: Michelle Williams

Skin and bones and skirts that fit like a rubberband are usually the first sign that the eating has slowed down and the puking has started. Here actress Michelle Williams is spotted in London where she is filming Incendiary.
photo: People

Hollywood Final Four Madness: Britney v. Lindsay

What started with sixteen crazy celebrities is down to the Final Four of our Hollywood March Madness Tournament. Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson and Rosie O’Donnell comprise our last four remaining celebs.

 

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In today’s semi-final #1 seed Britney Spears faces #2 seed Lindsay Lohan. Britney has been the fan favorite to win the entire tournament. Lohan is no slouch being the second seed and could eliminate Britney to the surprise of many. Vote and help your choice for Hollywood’s Maddest Celebrity advance to the finals.    


Click to View the Complete Hollywood March Madness Bracket

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Catherine Fulp Announces Today’s NCAA Games

Catherine Fulop has been called the ‘Ultimate MILF’ by Horny Oyster. Today she helps us remember who is playing in today’s NCAA ‘Elite Eight’ basketball games. For more Catherine check out the Oyster.

If you can’t read the implant above then here you go:

(1) Ohio State 33-3 v. (2) Memphis 33-3, (CBS 4:30 PM EST), LINE: OSU -2
(1) Kansas v. 31-4 (2) UCLA 28-5, (CBS 7:05pm EST), LINE: Kansas -2

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  • Sanjaya Malakar interview with Showbiz Journal- Allie is Wired
  • Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are back together for Simple Life- Backseat Cuddler
  • Kate Moss lights up and rolls around in the sand- Celebrity Smack!
  • Pete Doherty says crack addiction down to half hour a day- Dlisted
  • Sanjaya Malakar’s sister works at Hooters (great wings)-Gone Hollywood
  • Anna Nicole Smith’s autopsy results finally released- Monica Monroe
  • Lindsay Lohan complete with blunt (rehab rocks)- Ninja Dude
  • Wedding bells could loom for John Mayer and Jessica Simpson- Popbytes
  • Jenna Jameson is developing a Nicole Richie figure (ick!)- Right Celebrity
  • Jennifer Lopez gets all hot and bothered in the sweltering sun- Sleazy Celebs

Hollywood March Madness: Lohan v. Moss, Rosie v. Mel

Be sure to check out the original post about Bumpshack’s Hollywood March Madness. Our first round of the tournament is now complete and today will conclude the quarterfinals. You can view the bracket below and the first day quarterfinal results at the bottom of this post. Today in the quarterfinals it will be Lindsay Lohan v. Kate Moss and Rosie O’Donnell v. Mel Gibson.

Lindsay Lohan (2) is back hitting the clubs and bars more frequently than Norm from Cheers. Today she faces crackhead model Kate Moss (6) in the quarterfinals. I am not sure who is going to win this match-up. Moss could pull off the upset, although Lohan seems to always come through when craziness is on the line. You vote, you decide:  

 

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Rosie O’Donnell (2) faces Mel Gibson (6) in our final male quarterfinal match-up. I am not sure who Rosie has as a friend as she seems to always explode and go off on people for disagreeing with her point of view. Apocalypto Mel has stayed out of the headlines since his last movie was released. He will probably continue to hang low until he completes his next film.       

 

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Click to View the Complete Hollywood March Madness Bracket   

Here are the results from the first day of quarterfinals of Hollywood March Madness.

Britney Spears continued her roll towards the finals of our Celebrity March Madness by beating socialite Paris Hilton.Here are the results from the first day quarterfinals where Spears continued her roll towards the finals of our Celebrity March Madness by beating socialite.

(55 votes 66%) Britney Spears (1) Winner
(28 votes 34%) Paris Hilton (5)

Tom Cruise, the male #1 seed, got his butt kicked by Michael Jackson in the quarterfinals Voters seem to think touching lil boys is a bit more crazed than jumping on couches and believing in aliens. Here is a look at how the voting turned out: 

(32 votes 37%) Tom Cruise (1)
(54 votes 63%) Michael Jackson (4) Winner

I thought the ‘Bachelor’ had better Taste

Email I received today regarding ‘The Bachelor‘. I have been in talks about appearing on a couple of reality TV shows, including ‘The Bachelor’, before but I am not sure exactly which one would be the most enjoyable to do. Drop a comment with your ideal Reality TV show that you would love to appear on.

I’m a Casting Producer for the Bachelor on ABC Televison and I’m trying to
get in contact with Joshua Holmes regarding the possibility of being our
next bachelor for the 11th season- assuming he’s still single ; )

I’ve attached a copy of our official press release.

If he could contact me directly or if I could be given contact information
for him, I’d appreciate it.

Thanks.

(Withheld)
Casting Producer/The Bachelor
323-xxx-xxxx


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