- Halle Berry the ‘Most Powerful African-American in Hollywood’- Allie is Wired
- Troubled actor Jesse Metcalfe gets drunk and naked- Backseat Cuddler
- Playmate Holly Madison gets naked for PETA- Celebrity Smack!
- Hello Kitty Airline is likely to get stuck in a tree- Cityrag
- Willa Ford set to play Anna Nicole Smith in biopic- Fatback and Collards
- Kate Moss is dazed and confused in new rag- Gone Hollywood
- Even you can join the Vince Neil Motley Cruise- Hollywood Backwash
- Justin Timberlake admits to calling Britney Spears- Monica Monroe
- Tattoo Granny is inked up from head to toe- Popbytes
- More Pamela Anderson in a white bikini- Sleazy Celebs
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April 12th, 2007
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April 12th, 2007
Speed Read Feed for April 12, 2007
United Nations wants New York City cops for peacekeeping- Breitbart
‘Girls Gone Wild’ creator indicted for $20 million dollar tax fraud- Smoking Gun
Prosecutors drop charges in Duke Lacrosse rape case- My Way
Rosie O’Donnell says the thought police are coming- Newsbusters
Mexican business man becomes world’s second richest man- Breitbart
Drew Bledsoe retires from the NFL after 14 seasons- USA Today
Doctors worry saying ‘I’m Sorry’ will cost them in lawsuits- CNN
Sanjaya Malakar pulling out every trick then some- Fox News
Seven sleeper summer movies you wont want to miss- MSNBC
April 11th, 2007
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- Britney Spears tries to score with the Lakers Luke Walton- Allie is Wired
- Bid to make ‘Sweet Home Alabama‘ the National Anthem- Backseat Cuddler
- Former ‘Idol’ contestant Olivia Mojica has a sex tape- Celebrity Smack!
- A look at Demi Moore’s famous vintage Striptease- Cityrag
- Halle Berry shows off her fins in new dress- Dlisted
- Kimberly Stewart attempts to be sexy for FHM- Gone Hollywood
- Katie Holmes and Vic Beckham start kids clothing line- Hollywood Backwash
- Avril Lavigne buys the infamous Barker house- Ninja Dude
- Boozing Katie Couric collapses after rampage- Popbytes
- The talented Joss Stone turns 20 today- Right Celebrity
- Penelope Cruz is sexy Latina spice done light- Sleazy Celebs
April 11th, 2007
Speed Read Feed for April 11, 2007
Pacman Jones suspended for entire 2007 NFL football season- CNNSI
Fire destroys Johnny Cash’s home in Tennessee- Yahoo! News
Katie Couric caught in plagiarism flap with WSJ- Breitbart
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi may now go to Iran- SF Gate
Court rules that MySpace constitutes free speech- Yahoo! News
Teen gets 45 years for killing assistant principal- CNN
Most doctors believe religion is good for your health- Fox News
The cost of gas is expected to level off soon- MSNBC
April 10th, 2007
Michael Jackson wins Celebrity March Madness
Celebrity March Madness Trophy
After three weeks of celebrity match-up’s a champ has been declared. Michael Jackson topped #1 overall seed Britney Spears 129 (76%)- 41 (24%).
The closest game was between (4) Michael Jackson and (2) Rosie O’Donnell- Score 55% -45%.
The biggest blow out was between (4) Michael Jackson and (5) Brandon Davis- Score: 93% – 7%.
April 10th, 2007
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- Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds cut some wood together- Allie is Wired
- Carrie Underwood continues to take over the country charts- Backseat Cuddler
- Jenna Jameson celebrates her 33rd birthday- Celebrity Smack!
- Keira Knightley had a foot double in her last film- Gone Hollywood
- Paris Hilton buys a bunny rabbit…literally- Hollywood Backwash
- Tobey Maguire loves being a father of baby Spidey- Monica Monroe
- Joe Francis gets arrested at the airport- Ninja Dude
- Pharrell Williams is going to design a Pepsi can- Pop on the Pop
- Christina Ricci is such a player- Popbytes
- Sienna Miller’s cellulite airbrushed over for photo shoot- Right Celebrity
- Paris Hilton lifts leg, shows butt once again- Sleazy Celebs
April 10th, 2007
Lexie’s Sexiest Southern Women
Last week Lexie gave us her Top 10 Hottest Southern Hunks. This week she is playing fair with us guys and giving us her Top 10 Sexiest Southern Women. The Lone Star State is well represented with the top four.
Here is a sneak peak at some of the list
- Eva Longoria- Corpus Christi, Texas
- Jessica Simpson- Abilene, Texas
- Beyonce Knowles- Houston, Texas
- Jennifer Garner- Houston, Texas
- Faith Hill- Jackson, Mississippi
View the Rest of the List
April 9th, 2007
Stern/Birkhead DNA Results on Tuesday
On Tuesday we will know who is the daddy of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby daughter Dannielynn. So will Larry Birkhead be the dad or do you think it is Howad K. Stern?
The people who need to be there have booked their tickets. Dr. Michael Baird, the DNA expert from Ohio, has cleared his schedule and will be front and center in a Bahamian court to authenticate his DNA findings. Larry Birkhead will be there, hoping to hear the critical word — “match.” If his DNA matches Dannielynn’s, it will almost certainly change everything.
I think everyone, even Stern at this point, believes that Birkhead is in fact Dannielynn’s biological father.
April 6th, 2007
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- Gwen Stefani’s stepdaughter is 18 years old- Allie is Wired
- Chris Sligh dishes the American Idol dirt- Backseat Cuddler
- Scary Spice names her daughter Fortuna Daphne Bay- Celebrity Smack!
- Haley Scarnato wouldn’t make it on China Idol- Fatback and Collards
- Cynthia Nixon found eating food out of the garbage- Gone Hollywood
- Britney Spears wears see-through top to dinner- Hollywood Backwash
- Patricia Arquette in a bikini causes uproar- Monica Monroe
- Jessica Simpson gropes her puppies- Ninja Dude
- Justin Timberlake continues to be an idiot- Pop on the Pop
- Who is the cutest Celebrity Baby- Popbytes
- Joanna Krupa lays it out in FHM magazine- Sleazy Celebs
April 6th, 2007
Ramblings from the Shack: Edition 2
Is there a better mass produced cookie than Famous Amos? My runner up is Chips Ahoy!
Remember the good ole’ days when MTV showed videos and A&E showed history shows?
Pacman Jones is about to get heavily spanked by NFL commissioner Roger Godell.
Will Ferrell is the new Jim Carrey.
Speaking of which Harry Carey is the only good thing ever about the Chicago Cubs with the exception perhaps of Ernie Banks. But remember Carey got started and spent most of his career with the great St. Louis Cardinals.
Lambert and Butler King’s are the most popular cigarettes in Britain.
M&M’s could become extinct if they get addicted to oral sex.
Who would win Survivor if the contestants were Andy Rooney, Larry King, Elizabeth Taylor, Peter O’Toole, Walter Cronkite and Dolly Parton?
Would Tom Cruise or John Travolta make a better gay cowboy?
If you are Michael Jackson are your own kids off limits?
Sweet tea is the wine of the south and way more addicting.