It’s far too late to try the white-wearing angel routine with us, Paris. I guess she has fired her publicist Elliot Mintz for miscommunication, saying that he told her that she could drive with a suspended license when all of us knew that she couldn’t. Common sense can only go so far, it seems, and not far enough when your name is Paris. She’s appealing the 45-day sentence as we speak. Uh-oh.

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I’m not blogging about breasts, though. Well, not really. The way Petra Nemcova is standing, the left side of her dress looks like it’s open, or unzipped, or something.  And it looks like the Paris “crazy eye” has spread as well.

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. . . and promotes something else! She’s in London right now to promote SAFE, a skin awareness program. Living in Cali and being surrounded by overtanned starlets must have given her some inspiration. I’m pretty sure most will disagree, but I’m loving the dress. I can’t imagine anyone else looking that good in it. I am still sad that hookah heels are back, though. Ew.

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I have to say, I always thought that Jennifer Lopez looked very right with Marc, but OK! magazine reported that “Despite marriage counseling, the couple ‘had a huge argument’ last summer, causing Lopez to flee to a friend’s New York apartment. […] ‘Marc is very machismo. […] Marc won’t let her even do a photo shoot by herself. He is always there watching, waiting.’”

Since this story has surfaced, Jen has blasted the magazine, claiming that the story was completely fabricated. She even called the story “disgusting” and “full of lies” and that she is “consulting lawyers.” Ooooh. How could OK! get this so wrong? It’s the second major celeb complaint about a magazine in just a few days.

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I’m sorry– Jude Law may be hot, but he is SUCH a complete slimeball. Here he is slinking across the road after leaving Sadie Frost’s house, but that’s not where the controversy lies. It’s still all about Sienna! Things have gone very high school, according to the Sunday Mirror:

“Insults have been flying from Jude’s camp in America to Sienna’s in London. He’s slated her as ‘dull, fake and boring’, while she’s said he is ‘fat, egotistical and juvenile’. A mutual friend of the couple, who is sick of playing go between, told me: ‘After splitting up, Jude and Sienna said they would try to remain friends. ‘But this simply hasn’t happened. ‘They are both angry and bitter. They just keep on trading vicious insults, and keep fighting back and forth.’”

Well, that all sounds mature. Can’t Sienna rise above the cross-continental trash talking?

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