Sitting on the runway for 40 minutes, waiting for our planeto get the AOK signal for take-off, I learned way too much about the talkative guysitting next to me.

Amongst other things, he shared that a womanwho’s on birth control pills [read: she doesn’t insist on condom use ever] is worth her weight in gold.

Shortly there after, he made a reference to The Mile High Club, his eyesdarted up to the sign for the restrooms, and then ...