Music Industry Trusts' Awards 2007, London

This is just hideous. I can imagine a room full of stylists and hangers on telling Kylie Minogue how fierce she looks, when in this tulle-fied dress is just too much.

Kylie can seek comfort in the fact that her sister Danni Minogue, does not look any better in this baconfoil halter.

The G&P Foundation At The 2007 Angel Ball, New York

Where has Natalie Cole been? It has been like forever since I last saw ...