So there I was, all ready to blog the Oscars, to poke fun at the fashion, to lament the defanged Jon Stewart, and to bitch about how the leading ladies of IN HER SHOES were at least as good as the other female nominees when what happened?

My wireless network crashed.

There's a best picture joke in there somewhere. I'm too bitter to make it.

I did have time to write about the five best picture nominees, ...