Salma Hayek was shopping at the luxury boutiques in Paris yesterday with her breasts inflated to the size of madness. I hope she doesn’t plan on using a breast pump. Sitting there watching milk come out of your boobs gets kind of old after 36 hours. For her I mean. I, however, would show up in a lab coat and glasses taking notes all the while nodding my head and muttering, “Why, yes. They are big.”
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