Is there a better mass produced cookie than Famous Amos? My runner up is Chips Ahoy!

Remember the good ole’ days when MTV showed videos and A&E showed history shows?

Pacman Jones is about to get heavily spanked by NFL commissioner Roger Godell.

Will Ferrell is the new Jim Carrey.

Speaking of which Harry Carey is the only good thing ever about the Chicago Cubs with the exception perhaps of Ernie Banks. But remember Carey got started and spent most of his career with the great St. Louis Cardinals.

Lambert and Butler King’s are the most popular cigarettes in Britain.

M&M’s could become extinct if they get addicted to oral sex.

Who would win Survivor if the contestants were Andy Rooney, Larry King, Elizabeth Taylor, Peter O’Toole, Walter Cronkite and Dolly Parton?

Would Tom Cruise or John Travolta make a better gay cowboy?

If you are Michael Jackson are your own kids off limits?

Sweet tea is the wine of the south and way more addicting.

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