After American Idol fired both Randy and Paula as judges due to slipping ratings, Paula Abdul managed to secure a reality show on Bravo titled Hey Paula. First reports indicate the show contains a medley of Paula Abdul quotes. For example, “I’m tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am.” There are also instances where she acts sort of “crazy.”

In the first episode, set to air June 28, the “American Idol” judge appears addled after ...