Paris was getting boring, so here are her parents

I thought I’d complete the unholy four this morning with a story about Paris Hilton. Doctors were concerned Paris looked weak and lethargic citing that she lost 5 lbs. in a week and is now down to 100 lbs. Worried that a rich white girl would die in their jail, they threatened to stick an IV with food in her unless she started eating. The Sun reports,

“Staff became worried as she ...