Paris Hilton’s lawyer obviously has no idea who he is representing!

Hilton had her lawyer, Gregory Gabriel, attack one of our favorite fellow bloggers, Michael K of Dlisted.com, after he posted a parody of “The Simple Life” poster on his site making fun of Hilton and her pal Nicole Richie.

Gabriel wrote to Michael K:

“This poster clearly implies Ms. Hilton has loathsome diseases and also implies Ms. Hilton uses Vicodin. The inferences . . . are false and defamatory.”

Gabriel demanded the image be removed from the Web site. But he should check the press clips. Hilton was embarrassed earlier this year when contents of her long-forgotten storage locker were posted on the Web, which included a prescription in her name for Valtrex, the drug used to combat genital herpes, and Richie has admitted to abusing Vicodin.

Sounds like a parody on facts, if you ask me.

By Chance, Have You Seen the Picture Yet?

source: page six, dlisted, gallery of the absurd

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