I love Paris Hilton. I really do. Without her to define “ridiculousness”, where would we all be? She’s in South Africa this week, traveling with her new boyfriend while Good Charlotte tours. To kill some time, Ms. Hilton visits an orphanage in Pretoria… in a stark white ensemble with embellishments, a country club-worthy hat, and a face full of makeup. Ms. Hilton must have known the press would be following her because she toted ...