TMZ got their hands on an amazingly realistic self portrait Paris Hilton drew of herself while at the Lynwood jail. The picture shows her standing at a pay phone inside the jail and she's even got Larry King Live on in the background. Some people call the Mona Lisa a masterpiece, but that's only because they've never seen this. And look, she even signed it. As if somebody else would actually want to take credit for this. I'd ...