Paris Hilton’s friends are all commenting on how great prison will be for her… and how much more famous she’ll be as a result of doing time… as if she could get any more famous?
One friend says, “It’s going to make her more famous than ever. In jail, she’s going to get enviably skinny, and without any make-up or products her hair and skin will finally be able to breathe, so they’ll look amazing, too. Plus she’s going to ...

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