No doubt Paris Hilton will find someone to screw to get out of this mess, but the mere thought of her facing prison tickles the crap out of me!

Prosecutors asked a judge on Thursday to revoke Paris Hilton's probation for reckless driving, which could lead to jail time for the celebrity socialite, the City Attorney's Office said.

A hearing has been set for April 17 for prosecutors to argue that Hilton, ...