9 Words Women Use ...

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9 Words Women Use ...

**By Mary Michelle Payumo **

Women are** often misunderstood by men**. That's why men should know the words used by women to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminologies..

Here are the top 9 words women often use to hide their feelings:

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1

"Fine"

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2

"Five Minutes"

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3

"Nothing"

This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4

"Go Ahead"

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

5

"Loud Sigh"

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

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6

"That's Okay"

This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7

"Thanks"

A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say "you're welcome". (I want to add in a clause here - this is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on 'whatever').

8

"Whatever"

Is a women's way of saying F-YOU!

9

"Don't Worry about It, I've Got It"

Another dangerous statement, meaning you knew it had to be done but you were lazy to do it and had to wait till i came home to do it. Men should automatically know it has to be done, also, this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'what's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

10

Feedback Junction

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U probably caught yourself telling something like this: "Does my a*s look big in this?", or "Am I too fat?" - meaning, U'd better say I look damn perfect! :)))

I agree with those who say it was just a joke; then again maybe because I am a mom; But we all have a day when our hubbys or kids do not take us as seriouse as they should and this is when these words come in handy. but perhaps some women have perfect husbands or perfect kids or perhaps they do not have a hubby or kids and have not had a reason to use these words. Never the less; it was just meant as a joke and if this upset you or offended you. then I have a feeling you have used these words but are not honest with yourself. Get a life X-D

When the girl say "im fine", you should think why tell you that.

this is GREAT!

I think these are so the rela fact hmmm....

lol............*clutching my belly*. specially no,5 hiarious. no.10. hmmmmmmmmm..........do i have to say it again?*frawning with one brow*

This is hilarious. My wife is 9 for 9 and yeah I'm an a-hole guy.

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