Oi, Cotton...where are the 'slebs, madam? We're 12 minutes into the coverage of the red carpet, and we're still surviving on a tiny possible glimpe of a Gyllenhaal. We're already bored, and Wolfgang Puck and his chocolate Oscars aren't helping matters. Obviously the big names are leaving it to the last minute to turn up. With coverage not moving over to Sky Movies 1 until 12.30am we may have a while to wait until we spot DiCaprio in his electric ...