Joan Rivers, looking very plastic in fluffy red fur, is the biggest 'sleb we've seen so far. Now Fearne is talking Peter Baynham (here as a screenwriting nominee for 'Borat') which is great (yay for the Brits) but not brilliant when you're sat here waiting for your first glimpse of some Chanel.

Kim is keeping us occupied with unrepeatable gossip about Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher while we wonder who the screams in the background are for (come on, Brad ...