According to CBS2Chicago, a source close to Nicole Richie says she’s neither pregnant nor engaged to that douche bag from Good Charlotte.

I’m confident that Paris Hilton’s TV reality co-star is not pregnant — nor is she engaged to Good Charlotte rocker Joel Madden, despite being seen sporting a big sparkler. Turns out that huge diamond was a loaner from a top Hollywood jeweler — worn by Richie to a Tinseltown charity fete.

Umm, so Nicole Richie is just fat in ...