I will assume Rapper Lil Mama lost some kind of bet, because why else would you:

a. dress like this.

b. be sucking a dummy as an adult.

Did Alicia Keys get spray painted?

It looks like she has taken tips from body builders who have that weird sheen on their bodies when competing.

I really don't like that leather panel down the front of the dress.

Melissa Joan Hart looks way too old for her age. She attempts to be hip with a lopsided ...