I know I’m supposed to comment about red-carpet fashions but I must start with Paris Hilton’s hair. Is she 26 or 56? Don’t get me wrong, I love her short ‘do when it’s straight but this wavy look is all wrong. Her Dolce & Gabbana dress is foxy, but nothing we haven’t seen before.

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