Check out the effervescent, ever cool-looking Victoria Beckham as she arrives at an airport. If this is what she looks like after an 11-hour flight – I wonder what she looks like after tumbling the sheets with her man? Does her hair ever get rumpled?

Anyway, I was supposed to write about that really cute red heart and leaf pinafore dress from Marc by Marc Jacobs. Naturally, the outfit and accessories should match so she donned a pair of Christian Louboutin pumps and grabbed an ostrich Hermes Birkin.

Doesn’t she look cool, chic and highly fashionable?

I only have one more question, though – does she ever take that signature pout off her face? Whatever happened to a good old, teeth baring, dimple-revealing smile?

I think that it’s such a shame that when the former Posh Spices’ family gets their picture taken together and all of her boys (including Hot Daddy David) are all grinning from ear-to-ear adoringly – she looks totally out of place because she doesn’t – ever – smile!