Proving that too much of a good thing can be overkill, this Miu Miu Plisse Crescent Purse overwhelms with its ribbed texture and too-flashy platinum hue (it also comes in black). Between the excessive gold buckles on the handle and the metallic coloring, this purse is a little like a disco ball that’ll hold your lipstick and credit cards. There’s something dated and tacky about the design - it’s more cruise ship glam than runway couture.

$715 at Barneys.com

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